pleasant translations in English
= Hotel, Japan
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid
= In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery
You are welcome to visit the cemetery whera famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are burried daily except Thursday.
= Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this prupose.
Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand
= Would you like to ride on your own ass?
Airline ticket office, Copenhagen
= We take your bags and send them in all directions.
A laundry in Rome
= Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a dood time.