Wonderful English from around the world (2)

Hilarious translations in English

- On the main road to Mombassa, leaving Nairobi:

Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable

- On a poster at Kencom:

Are you an adult that cannot read? If so we can help

- In a cemetery:

Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves

- Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:

Guests are requested not to smoke or do other disgusting behaviours in bed

- On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:

Our wines leave you nothing to hope for

- In a Tokyo bar:

Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts