Wonderful English from around the world (3)

pleasant translations in English

= Hotel, Japan

You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid

= In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery

You are welcome to visit the cemetery whera famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are burried daily except Thursday.

Hotel, Zurich

= Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this prupose.

Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand

= Would you like to ride on your own ass?

Airline ticket office, Copenhagen

= We take your bags and send them in all directions.

A laundry in Rome

= Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a dood time.